Nerd Brawl

Also known as Knowledge Bowl. An intense highschool competition in which teams of nerds battle to the death over 4 rounds of 45 questions apiece. The term Nerd Brawl was derived from two common nicknames for Knowledge Bowl: Nerd Bowl and Knowledge Brawl.

Q:"What is the most epic extracurricular activity?"
A: "NERD BRAWL!"

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Band Nerd

Usually a Marching Band kid, although it can be a normal boring band kid. We are all addicted to crack cocaine.

wow your such a Band Nerd. Why won’t you stop practicing? Is that Crack over there?

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Verb Nerd

Students who study A-level English langauge who have an uncanny ability to construct and deconstruct the English Language.

Person 1: Yeah I pwned him last night! Oh, get me! Just used a non-standard lexical choice to describe myself!
Person 2: Man, you're such a Verb Nerd!

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overwatch nerd

A person who has a fetish for video games and a fetish for certain characters in the game

We should stop him before he comes an overwatch nerd.

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Nerd Hair

When a nerd mostly high school kids, have hair that is: Unkept, greasy, unwashed, long but not stylish long, too short(female),bowl cut.

Anthony: Look at Eric his hair looks like a monkey shat it in then he soaked it in McDonalds deep frying liquid.

Jimmy: Dude thats just nerd hair.

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Nerd-Hot

Adj. A person (usually female) who is not necessarily hot in the traditional sense of the word. This person may be considered somewhat universally attractive, but they have certain aspects of their personality, style of dress, and/or appearance that make them particularly appealing to nerds (i.e. a woman who likes comic books or roleplaying games, wears glasses and t-shirts depicting nerd subject matter, plays characters in nerdy films and TV shows, and/or who may be outside more popular social circles, for example). Note that a person who is nerd-hot need not necessarily be a nerd themselves.

Dude, do you think Tina Fey and Felicia Day are hot?

Nah, they're nerd-hot.

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Nerd Bomb

(N):Nerd Bomb
(V): To nerd bomb

-When a person says a pedantic fact that disrupts the flow of conversation/obliquely defeats an argument.

Train Guard: Sorry sir but you can't board the train without your tickets.

Father: I must have lost them on the tube.

Train Guard: Well if you tried to board a plane with no ticket, they wouldn't let you on would they?

Father: Well, yes they would because they'd have your e-ticket and passport information.

Train Guard: =O

-A while later-

Son: Wow Dad that was such a Nerd Bomb.

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