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One who gets more ass than a toilet seat
Lil Wayne got that toilet paper dick
Make them hoes sick
"Legalize it!" ^_^
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When the bitch your fucking is so ugly you can't even look her in the face, so you put a paper bag over her head. When you finish, you splooge all over the bag. Then proceed to punch and break her nose through the convenient hole you have cutout in the paper bag (she thinks its so she can breathe, you know its so you can punch her afterwards)...leaving you with a red paper bag
Bonus: Leave a cutout for her eyes so she can see your fist coming at her big ugly face.
David: So did ya fuck Dana last night?
Mike: Yeah man, that bitch was so ugly, I ended up having to give her a red paper bag!
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It's when mike goes to wipe his ass and his finger slips through the toilet paper. Therefore mike becomes the toilet paper bitch
mike washes his fingers in shame after becoming the toilet paper bitch
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a person of considerable wealth or financial means. Rich. Affluent. Monied. Prosperous
The guy paid cash for his new Benz. He's a big paper daddy.
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Protects you from the boogie man.
And everything else imaginable.
Oh Teh NoEs!!11!! Peter is about to explode, Where the fuck is my piece of paper with a star on it!!??!?!?
OH no SYLAR!! QUICK, someone draw a piece of paper with a star on it!!!
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A strategic game played between two people. The choices are rock, paper or scissors gesture with the hand. Paper covers rock, rock crushes scissors, scissors cuts paper.
Q:"Who's going to pay for lunch?"
A:"We'll rock paper scissors to decide."
The both count to three and simultaneously shape their hands into a rock ( closed fist ), paper ( open hand, palm down ) or scissors ( like a sideways peace sign ).
If there is a tie, they go again.
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