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A shitty excuse for a car mag. It's also been called the gay man's car mag. It's a lot of 1/2 mil. ferrraris or any piece of italian crap. The average reader must do at least one of the following: Suck dicks, own a Geo/Saturn or think any type of sportscar is cool.
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Someone who will drive around town to find an animal crossing the street, then proceed to plow them over with his/her car.
Guy 1- Jimmy is such a faggot
Guy 2- Why?
Guy 1- He drives around town all day running over squirrels.
Guy 2- What a Road Killer!
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the abrasions that result from falling (especially falling off of a vehicle)
When that car almost crashed into me, I lost consciousness. When I woke up I had learned that I had major road rash
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when you fuck a prostitue without a condom while your granny testicles jump up and down off her clit.
when bending her over doggystyle you start fucking her when all of a sudden your nuts begin to bounce like a fucking rubber ball at a fucking tennis match only to discover from your friends photos that you have granny balls notwithstanding this bitch is a prostitute.
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an expression used to describe something super "Cool" "Awesome" or "Legit"
can be used as a hashtag on Twitter #PaveTheRoad
Or could also mean "paving the road of your life"
a big event happened in your life and you want to add it to your journey (your road... your path.)
Your Path of Life.
Tom- I had an orgy last night!
Joe- Awesome man, Pave the road!
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To pleasure the place between a persons butt-hole and their genitals.
Person 1: I want to go back roading in my prius.
Person 2: Shit, man. I remember when I went back roading with JC Chasez in his prius.
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MTV's Real World on wheels. Basically as boring as any other road-trip-based reality TV show that doesn't involve high-speed police chases.
MTV also devotes at least 8 hours a day to Road Rules reruns/marathons.
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