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Squirrels chasing each other up and down trees, jumping from branch to branch; An entertaining show of squirrel acrobatics
Two gray squirrels displayed some gravity-defying leaps and bounds up and down the backyard tree, like furry little acrobats of Cirque Du Squirrel-eil.
Squirrels chasing each other up and down trees, jumping from branch to branch; An entertaining show of squirrel acrobatics.
Two gray squirrels displayed some gravity-defying leaps and bounds up and down the backyard tree, like furry little acrobats of Cirque Du Squirrel-eil.
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Slang for a womans period, time of the month, got the painters in, on the rag etc................
Bloke: I'm feelin' really horny, why don't you slink your way over here and slide your hot fufu up & down on my rod of love?
Bird: Would love to give the fufu a workout, but I can't. Squirrel's got a nose bleed.
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The act of female masturbation. Coaxing a sweet gem from the depths of one's hairy nut lover.
Time to light some candles, put on Sarah McLachlan's Surfacing and push a pearl out that squirrel.
A man displaying negative characteristics, such as jealousy, that suggests he has a tiny penis, like that of a squirrel.
Opposite of 'Big Dick Energy'
He was all up in my DMs annoyed that I have a new bf, saying he would be better for me.
Yeah, that's some real Squirrel Dick Energy right there.
Former US president Donald Trump was displaying Squirrel Dick Energy (SDE) in his latest online rant.
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when there are so many loose women at a bar it doesn't matter if you have a crooked dick, you can't miss!!!!
Gentile Mike: How was the bar last night?
Jewish Mike: There was so much poonani at that bar last nite it was ridiculous?
Gentile Mike: Did you hit any of that shit?
Jewish Mike: Are you serious, it was like shooting squirrel in a barrel. I got it in and got my bhole licked.
Gentile Mike: "Nice. I like. Borat voice."
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A group of people or person that are/is crackheady', retarded, low-lives, inbred, or in general just dumb as two rocks fucking.
"Cleetus you Hog-Nosed Dirt Squirrel quit smoking meth everytime you do, you end up fucking the livestock!"... "One of these days your dumbass might actually fuck a female and knock up one of the poor bastards"