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This boat is owned by James dad and James is now legible to drive it.
Yo James how’s ya ‘ James dads boat ?
Good bro I just turned 16 I drive it in my aunts pond
When you have diarrhea and shit yourself causing the diarrhea to run down your leg and in to your shoes.
Kyle would never forget that time he had to leave the rave with two Detroit Gravy Boats
When you ejaculate on your face while pooping.
Jesse pulled an Upton Tug Boat in Royce’s bathroom.
Similar to the Dutch Rudder where a male would grab hold of his own penis and another person would grab the forearm of the hand gripping the man snake and move it as to perform masturbation. The Portuguese Lobster Boat adds to this act by adding another person to the mix. The third party would then take hold of the arm of the person grabbing hold of the arm of the person grabbing the man meat. The whole thing when coordinated correctly looks like 3 people rowing a boat.
Andy: Hey Joe, do you want to join Doug and I in the living room, we are trying to start up a Portuguese Lobster Boat?
Joe: I always thought Dutch Rudders were gay. But its not gay if it's in a 3 way.
Doug: its never gay bro, chill
Joe: You right...
The act of motorboating a females lady parts.
Best performed after a shower, or else you could be dealing with a low tide situation, which is never good. It is advised to NEVER go deep-seaboating during a red tide. You have been warned.
That chick is so hot I would totally go deep sea boating on her right now, I'm serious, I would love to go Deep-seaboating on those waters.
When you shove a gerbil up into your anal cavity (asshole) followed by a clear beverage glass or jar, as to trap the gerbil inside, but provide him/her with a spectacular view.
Friend 1: "Dude!! That poor gerbil!!!!
Friend 2: "Are you kidding me?? Dude, c'mon.....I gave him a glass bottom boat -he settled down after coming back to discover that shit!!"
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the sport of racing sailboats, often practiced by pretentious tossers from Ivy Leagues and private schools. A dull activity involving drifting around small lakes whilst barking like a pirate at other boats.
Casper's late for lunch again, he must be stuck on the pond puff boat racing again.