Flaming finger

1. An arcade game that plays techno music non-stop when you ignore it
2. A handjob after eating Taco Bell

1. Guy: I don't feel like playing Flaming Finger
Flaming Finger: Dun dun du du du du du dun dun dun dun
dun
2. Girl 1: omg he proposed to me in Taco Bell then gave me the flaming finger!
Girl 2: omg that is so romantic!

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Bather's Finger

The wrinkly finger you get from massaging a ladies moist parts or when she self services!
Similar to spending too long in the bath.

Man, she was so wet I got bather's finger.

I was so horny last night I got bather's finger.

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Finger wagged

When someone corrects you in a condescending way.

I got finger wagged by a driver when I crossed the street on a red light.

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Buffalo Fingered

Placing fingers by genital area after eating buffalo wings which causes a burning sensation.

"My vagina is on FIRE!!!" "That's because you were buffalo fingered!"

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grease finger

The finger you use to prime an anus for penetration

I used the same grease finger on your mom as i did your dad

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The Ghost’s Finger

n: The sexual act of taking a popsicle, sticking it in a lady’s anus; inserting your penis inside her vagina and trying to feel the cold popsicle through the perineum membrane.

M: “You want to spice things up tonight? I’m been wanting to try the ghost’s finger for a while”

W: “ As long as it’s not too cold for me too!”

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sausage finger

an abnormally large finger that resembles a sausage

Ruth: Oh my god he touched me
Ben:Why is that so bad?
Siena: Because he has the SAUSAGE FINGER
round little fingers

DAMMMMMN

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