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Ham Doctor

A homosexual male who enjoys anal sex with overweight men.

Cliff's a total ham doctor; always trolling the clubs for the chub.

by LiveThinkTank2 July 22, 2009

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Going Ham

A slang term meaning there isnt any girls in the club so you have to go home and maturbate instead.

Tony: Damn this place is kinda dead man
Mateen: Thats why im Going HAM brotha.

by Zeek Looney February 27, 2011

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Going ham

Its a rocky reference because he punches pig carcases

im going ham on him, he will be in lots of pain

by goofyball February 14, 2015

24๐Ÿ‘ 82๐Ÿ‘Ž


ham sandwich

To get extremely drunk or "hammered" and that is where the name comes from.

Person 1: Hey what did you do on saturday night ?

Person 2: Oh i got completely ham sandwiched.

by Samuel J R October 9, 2008

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Ham-mitts

A football player who is unathletic, dumpy and has terrible hands. He has ham for hands.

Yeah man he's got some ham-mitts, he couldn't catch a cold

by Bobsdobs August 12, 2011

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Ham Monster

What happens to a woman's vagina after having one or more children, messing up her snatch to such an extent to make it look like a pile of ham.

"After our fourth child, my wife's pussy turned into a ham monster."
"Dude, I bet you 1,000 bucks that chick has a big old ham monster hiding in her pants"

by Urban Dickshun September 14, 2015

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Flat Ham

Pressing ones ass against the glass (i.e. car window) and mooning someone.

Some guy gave me the finger, so I gave him a flat ham right back.

by PhilMacCracken November 26, 2010

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