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To masturbate aggressively with no intention of stopping.
Greg: "What are you up to this weekend?"
Rodney: "Nothing much. Probably just gonna sip a bottle of whiskey and hammer on my jimmy."
Greg "The Hammer" Valentine is a pro-wrestler who was popular in the 70s and 80s. His nickname comes from when an opponent tries to re-enter the ring. Once they are up on the apron, Valentine would turn them around to face the crowd and bring a smashing fist and forearm down on their chest (Not from the elbow smash he also made popular.) Valentine is a second generation wrestler. Career highlights include breaking Chief Jay Strongbow's leg with the "figure four leg lock," gaining the Intercontinental Championship from Tito Santana, and being tag team champs with Brutus Beefcake.
"Yo, did you see Greg "The Hammer" Valentine beat down Roddy Piper, damn!"
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When 2 guys swing their dicks at the same time to strike a girls temples and knock her out.
Sally: I hope i don't get slammed again.
Mike: 1... 2... 3... GO!
Sally: Damn you guys! (falls to floor face down)
Mike: Let the games begin.
Dan: Thank god for the Alabama Hammer Slammer or we'd never get laid!
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According to the comedy troupe Monty Python "a dance which was done every 25 minutes in the town of Trondheim in which the old ladies were struck about the head with large clubs". Has come to refer to any gathering where a defenseless group of people are beaten up by soldiers or police for no particular reason.
Q: Hey dude, are you heading down to the G20 protest?
A: Not a chance, dude. That will be a Trondheim Hammer Dance for sure.
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During the act of fellatio, right before climax, the man slams his fist into the top of his partner's head.
Son, take the wheel while I give your mother a Michigan Hammer-arm in the back seat.
A borrowed term applied to the fact that the jet-setting madam, Ghislaine Maxwell, is still around to drop her silver hammer upon the guilty heads of the powerfully rich and famous.
“Bang-bang, Maxwell’s Silver Hammer came down on his head; bang-bang Maxwell’s Silver Hammer made sure that he was dead!”
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When you're in the middle of having some wayward port riding you and you grab her by the shoulder to pull her down allowing you to utilize the mattress providing more force as you proceed to beat that pussy up like a cheap steak.
The other night I had this thot riding my cock when I decided to introduce her to the Austrailian Jack Hammer!!! Turned that moaner into a screamer!
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