jew canoe

A large boat of a car (Old Cadillac, Lincoln, etc.)

My grandma drove her Jew Canoe into a parked Civic. It ripped through it and she kept going to her bingo game.

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jew seat

The shittiest seat at The Table. Only the Jew sits there. The only problem is that The Table has no jew. Therefor anyone who sits in the Jew seat is treated like a Jew until the end of lunch.

NOTE: This is not anti-semitism! I got nuttin against Jews. It's just history. If u dont know what i be talkin bout u need to pay attention when the teacher is teaching bout the Holocaust.

E: Shit! there aint to seats left.

T: Yea man, theres the Jew Seat

E: Awwwwwww shiiiiiiiiiit!!!

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Fake Jew

Someone who follows the jewish religion & takes shortcuts.

Stevo "Can i get Pork Fried Rice"

Dave "Can you eat pork?"

Stevo "No, but I'll just separate the pork and eat the rice"

Dave "Your such a fake jew"

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Jew money

One who pays his friends in dimes and nickels for amounts over a dollar.

Jack: Hey where's my money hoe *hands him a dollar in nickels*
Jim: Hey, this is Jew money bitch. DO I LOOK LIKE A JEW.

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kung jew

A fighting style specially deveoped by Jews. Is used to combat people telling jew jokes, seen participatin in "Ignore A Jew Day"(on wednsdays), or just fun for random people.

It involves letting out some kind of jew cry while throwing spare change at the offender like throwing stars. While they are ditracted you lay down a whoopin' with your money packed wallet/purse untill they are unconscious(One hit should do the trick),then publicly humiliate them in anyway you see fit

"That punk was getting on my nerves, I kung jewed his ass so bad he didn't know what hit him."

"Dude that man insulted my beard, i'm gonna go kung jew the shit out of him!"

Jew 1: "Dude you totally kung jewed that kid's ass on the playground!"

Jew 2: "I know!"

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Morning Jew

The most beautiful sight in the world

I awoke in a tropical paradise and smiled as the first rays of sun beamed through the window and glistened on my Morning Jew...

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jew bump

a large or easily noticeable bump on ones nose, usually a Jewish person.

"Dude you see that girls jew bump?"

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