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A freshwater oyster that sticks itself half out of the ground and flailes it’s coochie like lips from the side of its mouth.
Wow, did you see the river coochies out there ?
The type of belt that Jon R would make up stories about when asked.
No no no, you guys have it all wrong. The name originated during a choir practice (probably somewhere in SDC or maybe ELC…definitely not in Texas or Arizona) when a PA, after a couple too many celebration beers, slurred the words “Ranger Belt” and ever since, it’s been called a River Belt. You can Google it.
Rubbing ones penis between the lips of the vagina laterally without any penetration. Basically, put the hot dog in the bun.
That river job he gave me made me ooze vaginal fluid.
“Damn Johnny’s really fuckin giviner on the river over there”
“I’m gonna need you guys to giver on their river today”
“Giver on the river bud”
When a person has chromosomal damage from living down river near Detroit
Man that guy has a bad case of down river syndrome
"The river chickens waddled over for a slice of bread."
when you take a newborn baby, but it in a burlap sack with a rock, tie a rope around it and toss it in the river
Redneck1: I got my sister pregnant
Redneck2: what are yall going to do?
Redneck1: It will be a flint river baby