when you accidentally put a red sock in with white shirts
Man, my pink shirt sucks.
At least it's not red.
A dude's button up shirt commonly put on by a girl when she wakes up the morning after
Damn she looks even hotter in the morning after shirt than she did last night.
A man named Gustavo who lives in Houston, Texas and likes to dance with all his friends
“Hey blue shirt man, how do you fit into a car god damn!!”
Weird half shirts that are extremely pointless and the person who made them is a little Rat-Licker and identifies as Enby because he his such a big scammer the only reason why u should where them is because either you never got your umbilici cord cut off, you want to be cold all the time or you want to get a good tan inside your belly button.
She has a weird belly button shirt
A short sleeve button up shirt.
Often worn by the engineers at NASA, who work in Florida and Texas.
Hey man, I love your NASA shirt!
A shirt of any kind that has a food stain on the front side. Typically on the chest area.
Everyone at Wal-Mart was wearing their tweety bird breakfast shirt!!
The same as Fir Sure, except when you are drunk or you are quoting the Dodgeball movie.
Maybe you could use this money to buy a shirt. Yeah, For Shirt!