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A masturbation MASTER, masturbates almost every night also girls finger themselves
Teacher:Stop spewing ur cum on Rachael!!!
Boy(12 year old):Sorry Teach .....you want some???
Teacher:SURE right in my mouth plz
Boy(12 year old):*cums in her mouth*
Rachael(12 year old):*cries* I wanted that!!!
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A thing millennials say to intentionally sound like they have damage in their Broca’s area
I was today years old when I learned this *left side of their face starts drooping*
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The best time ever to make out.
They made out of New Year's Eve
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A person that isn't 13 yet. Even though they might be better than you at some things, they're 12 and not 13 so you can make fun of them. They're 12 and not a teen and you can have fun with that anytime you want.
12 year old: Hey, wanna watch a movie?
Teen: Dude, it's PG-13...
12 year old: But-
Teen: 12 YEAR OLD, HAHA!
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A sexual act involving two males and one female. One male is known as England and the other as France. The woman sucks the cock of England as France gives her anal. During the act England must punch France only to be punched back. France then ejactualates and throws his semen at England
Bill was England, Ted was France and Janet was the Whore of the Canal.
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canadian new year is celebrated on March first instead of January first like everyone else in the world. It is celebrated by excessive use of the word "eh" and by drinking rye whiskey until "eh" seems like an actual word to a non-Canadian
Randy - "why is paul so drunk?"
Timmy - "its canadian new year dude"
Randy - "oh! lets get rye-tarded then!"
Paul - "EH!"
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Its NCT.
NCT - The 2nd Album RESONANCE Pt.1
NCT recieved the Daesang, Album of the year.
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