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Feeling low and depressed on a Monday after a weekend of drinking and partying.
Joe: What's wrong man? You're not yourself today.
Steve: Just suffering from post weekend depression, I'll be fine by Saturday..
When someone, typically a girl feels miserable after hooking up or talking to many guys at once. This girl usually seeks validation from guys and plays people to hide the fact that she's insecure and sad deep down inside.
J: wtf am i doing with my life, i feel like a slut no joke
Y: you're experiencing post slut depression
that dirty feeling you get after youve shot your white torpedos and the adult entertainment is still playing in the background
quite night in on spankwire and seeing jenna j again overwhelms your brain with a feeling of post wank guilt
The aftermath emotional state after a meaningful ten minute relationship culminating in a vigorous and twat stretching bunk up from a male of the Sambo persuation, possibly spawning niglets 9 months later. For example, Tyrone Thundercock, OG T-Dog or Tyreese Longschlong (or multiples there of) unleashing their "twelve inches a slave-ness" upon a usually drunk white/hispanic/asian lady down a dark alley or behind a 7/11 after a night out.
Becky: OMG, Stacy. I just got boned by Twelve inches a slave Tyreese! After he left me in a sloppy head I had a real Post Coital Niggalation....
Stacy: you never learn though, do you?!
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The glow received after the end of a relationship with said fuckboy. After being treated like shit for so long and being distracted by some fuckboy - you finally start to excel and receive the post fuckboy glow. He'll be begging for you back, but you've already moved on ! Doing even better without him than you could ever imagine
It's only been a week, Jenna really has that post fuckboy glow tho
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after masturbating, the feeling you get when you look at yourself, alone, sweaty and half naked in your room.
person 1: geez troy, last night i got the post-wank depression hard.
person 2: well cuthbert, time to find yourself a partner.
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Whenever you feel depressed after coming home/having everyone leave your house after a sleepover. You start to overthink everything you did and wonder about all the other things you could’ve done. You feel strangely lonely, even if you talk to the people you just saw through text.
“Yeah, the sleepover was really fun. The next morning I had some post sleepover feels though.”
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