-noun, interjection (slang)
1a. Exclamation of frustration.
-noun, object (slang)
2a. An object or event that provides supreme satisfaction.
-noun, object (slang)
3a. Nipples with a phallic shape, resembling miniature penises.
1a. "Penis tits! I forgot to send my rent check in."
2a. "I just won the lottery! That's the penis tits!"
3a. "When that girl took her shirt off, she had some serious penis tits."
A sweat stain on the front side of a t-shirt on the chest and stomach area that curiously resembles the head of Mickey Mouse.
Son - "Dad, is that a Mickey Mouse shirt you are wearing?"
Dad - "That's not Mickey Mouse, THATS JUST TIT DIRT!!"
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gargantuan amount of excess blubber on the back, giving the appearance that the person has a pair of jugs growing from the back. admired by some, despised by many.
i was dancing in the club and i caught a glimpse of back tits across the room and almost threw up.
When an individual is so intoxicated that he can't differentiate between a bong and a woman, such that the bong appears to have breasts.
Baked individual: Wait, wait, wait. Who is she?
Less-baked individual: Oh shit, Dylan's hit the bong tits stage.
any person of the female gender who has enormously rude titties.
man, jenny was a little squirt until she reached puberty and turned into a real fine jumbo tit.
A large nipple that resembles a pepperoni in both size and color. Pep short for pepperoni.
If you see anyone with pep-tits, run!
You'll never be able to look at a pepperoni pizza the same way again.
Person A: Hey man did you see that guy over there with the plaid shorts at the pool with his shirt off?
Person B: Yeah dude, that's gross. He totally has pep-tits.
When someone is really annoying you, it is the first thing that comes into your head and comes out of your mouth, that doesn't really make sense but everyone knows what you mean
"Azoulay your such a tit arse"