Turnip tits

Turnip-shaped tits. Large, hanging and with a tuft of hair on top. Quantity and placement of hair may vary.

Preferably not to be seen in public, is most likely to appear on busty old women.

"Did you see Stacey's mom at the beach party? She's got turnip tits!"

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Schnitzel Tits

\shnit-suhl tits\

-noun

A pejorative term used as an insult to overweight people, esp. males with manboobs.

Younger Brother: I just reached my eighth prestige.

You: Shut up, schnitzel tits.

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flubber tits

A fat bastard with a weight problem.

Mike J.

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Splenda Tits

n. A colloquial term for a woman with beautiful, yet tragically fake breasts. Used in exchange for sugar tits for women with breast implants.

Luke: "Hey, have you seen the new boobs on Linda?"
John: "Oh, you mean Splenda Tits?"

"What are you looking at, Splenda tits?"- Mel Gibson

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Fat-tits

Any male suffering from obesity in the tit region.

Plural: Fat-tities

Fat-tities are entirely capable of doing the truffle shuffle.

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sugar tits

Any sufficiently attractive female law officer dispatched to oppress good Christian men by her masters within the international conspiracy of invisible Zionist superjews.

"What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?" inquired the Academy Award-winning director. "Lookin' to kill a few Jesuses," the sergeant gamely replied.

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street tits

aesthetically unpleasing breasts

small, oddly shaped, lopsided, asymmetrical, or weird-looking breasts
"Yo that girl had it goin on... from the back, until she turned around and I saw her street tits."

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