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A cheese that is not used as an ingredient nor a topping, but merely as a stand alone snack. Best when paired with Franzia or something else that is equally as high-brow. Occasionally greeted with crackers or a baguette.
I do not feel like wings and beer tonight. I'd love to relax with a glass of Chillable Red and some slivers of Havarti or another recreational cheese.
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Biggie Cheese is the world's best rapper. He has been nominated for 17 Grammy awards, and won 15 of them. Moreover, he has won 10 Billboard Music awards and 22 American music awards. Biggie Cheese has written an autobiography, and "People Magazine" named him sexiest man of the year TWICE. He also preformed at the 2007 Superbowl halftime show. Many sources say it was the band ''Coldplay'', however, do not listen to them, they are lying because they are Bigggie Cheese Haters. Unfortunately on 18 January 2017, Biggie Cheese was fatally shot dead while driving on a West London street by his lifelong stalker he was avoiding for his entire life. His stalker found him, pulled out his gun, and BAMMMMM, straight through his fat body, splitting his ENTIRE body in half. We lost a legend that day. Rest In Peace Biggie Cheese.
*biggie cheese walks in*
"What's up guys it's BIGGIE CHEESE"
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An unexpected an unfortunate accident after sex Santorum
Dude you left some pillow cheese at my house!
When your digging and scratching at your itchy, often dirty and sweaty, bunghole and get a little bit of that stank under your fingernails.
I need to wash my finger. Peeeeeeewwww. Gratin’ cheese earlier got under my nails.
Your nails are all dirty braaaaaahhh. You been working in the yard? Naaaahh. I got some bad, itchy hemorrhoids so I was gratin’ cheese. That’s foul braaaahh.
It's party with lots of cheese and the song Sandstorm is on repeat.
Dude, that cheese rave was legit!
Nasty cheese shit when u don't wash an uncircumcised penis
Person 1: Yo bro can I borrow some of your hoodie cheese?
Person 2: Yea I got you homie. *grabs into pants*
Individually wrapped american cheese slices, which tend to have a shiny/slick appearance. Often added as a staple ingredient to a struggle meal.
Man I'm broke, I've been living off bologna and slick cheese sandwiches for a month.