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when you hear the name matt, you just want to explode. but i’m talking about one matt in particular. this matt is trash at video games and pretty weird. plus he has a habit of calling his girl, maddi, a bot weird right? also i know he has a girl shocking right. but secretly i think he is gay tho. if you ever see him please call for help. he is dangerous and deadly.
matt is trash at video games.
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Matt is usually a very good looking individual that has a huge dick and a great sense of humor.
Have you seen Matt's dick? It's huge!
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An absoulute animal in the sheets and has the body of a tank mixed with a wooly mammoth. Loves by his friends and by every girl.
Call in the tank. Nah call Matt Kirkwood.
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Matt Shultz is the lead singer in cage the elephant and is also married to Malayha Shultz.
Person 1: Hey have you heard of the band cage the elephant?
Person 2: Oh yeah I love that band! Did you know the lead singer is Matt Shultz?
Person 1: Yup! Isn’t he married to Malayha Shultz?
Person 2: Yes!
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Little bitch boy who is not only built like squshy from oozma kappa, but also heat meizer. constantly angry and drives like my grandmother. certified little bitch boy. constantly has something to say or be upset about.
damn pro, you're such a pussy, you're really acting like Little Matt right now
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