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People who hate on President Obama for the colour of his skin, his considerable favourablity with celebrities and his supporters all over the world that wear his face on their clothing as a reminder of change.
Person 1: Can you believe that Anti-Obama-nator that gave me that queer look for wearing the presidents face on my shirt?
Person 2: He's just doesn't realise change is coming and it as the face of barack obama!
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Name of the aircraft carrier that will be name after President Obama in next 30 years or so.
The USS Barack Obama was dispatched to Sea of Japan in 2040 to support a blockade of North Korea during World War 3.
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The theory that 44th American President Barack Obama is, in fact, Osama bin Laden. The theory revolves around Al-Qaeda head Osama bin Laden, having changed his identity through plastic surgery or other means, emerging as president Barack Obama.
Conspiracy theorist: "Hey man, the end times are here, man! Did you hear about Obama bin Laden? That's right! He's the same guy. It's in Revelations."
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Obamas last name is Obama you head shaped like a doritos ahh dumb fucks, Obama is his last name, his first name is Barack, y’all really dumb fr fr
Dumbfuck: Ayo, whats Obamas last name
Clever Person (Me): Obama is his last name goofy ahhh, his first name is Barack.
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A politically correct way to call something/someone retarded or a retard. OBS for short.
Man 1: "You know that John kid?"
Man 2: "Yeah, he is so Obama's Bowling Score."
Man 1: "It's to bad his mother drank while she was pregnant."
Man 2: "Poor OBS."
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A Super Hero. A great action figure. Mega Genius. One good looking righteous laid back cool Dude. The greatest President ever to hold the office of the presidency in the entire history of the United States of America
David Banner watched Bill Oreily on Fox News and got angry and then he turned into the Incredible Hulk. The Incredible Hulk while going into a rage over Oreily watched Hannity on the Fox News Channel and grew even more angry that he turned into Chuck Norris. By this time Chuck Norris was really pissed. But when Chuck Norris saw President George W. Bush on the Red Eye of Fox News Chuck Norris went insane pushed there by his fuming red hot wrath. Then Chuck Norris turned into the Incredible Barack Obama. Barack Obama calmed down and relaxed and waved at the people. He's just an awesome dude that stays cool under pressure. He's a super hero. He is the Incredible Barack Obama!
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the worst ship ever. who ever ships it is a weirdo. and should not be able to to have an opinion.
sangwoo x obama’s a horrible ship!
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