Suck My Boot

Used to mean many things:
it can be as inappropriate as you want it, it can be used jokingly or seriously,
or simply, someone can go chew on your shoe...
your pick,

"Hey, What's up?"
"SUCK MY BOOT"

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Ugg boot syndrome

when someones uggs have slanted over to one side resulting in them walking like they're a retard. Caused by very cheap fake Ugg boots.

"ha look how that girls walking"
"somebodies got the Ugg Boot Syndrome"

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Boot Wearin' boy

A phrase used to nullify the prior statement or to point out a person's gullibility. A boot wearin' boy is a foolish person.

"Hey man you are really awesome...(pause)...BOOT WEARIN' BOY!"

That would mean the person being talked about is in fact not awesome.

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splash my boots

Verb, transitive: "To splash my boots" is a British army expression meaning to go for a pee in the outdoors (on manoueuvres, etc. when a regular lavatory isn't available.) The action of forceful micturation against a tree or similar tends to cause a splashback onto the boots.

I'm bursting for a piss. I'm just off to splash my boots.

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Fill your boots

1. Invite another to help themselves to their optimal capacity or
2. Attempt a difficult task or ordeal.

1. HE: Are these sweets free?
SHE: Fill your boots.

2. HE: I'm going over there to crack on to Naomi Campbell!
SHE: Fill your boots!

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Car Boot Syndrome

Haggling in an effort to purchase an item for a lower value than the advertised price, despite the fact that the item is already significantly below market value. This type of practice typically occurs at car-boot-sales, and can be rather embarrassing.

Buyer - "how much for that classic Ming Vase"
Seller - "£1"
Buyer - "Oh, really, is it? Hmmm...I'll give you 98p"
Seller - "Fuck off"
Buyer - "I'm sorry. I suffer from Car Boot Syndrome. I don't mean to be a twat"

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chinese safety boot

Flip flops

I'm wearing my Chinese safety boots

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