cow bologna

the best meat IN THE WORLD! its baloney made out of cows. yummmmmmmmm....

i love cow bologna!!!

ive never heard of cow bologna.

then youre missin out dude! ima get you some cow bologna!!!!

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bitchy cow

your mom

"your moms a bitchy cow"

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Purple Cow

Purple cow. A old crematic figure on my grandma's dresser that I took out of her room since she past away.

Really what else can a purple cow mean. You prevers type individuals. Also learn how to work a door knob when opening doors

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Purple Cow

A South African capitalist, that is milked so dry by a socialist government, that they turn purple and start moo-ing at socialists on socialist media. Are prone to get mad cow disease and go on a stampede on witnessing identity politics any place anywhere in the world. They are considered armed and extremely dangerous especially when surrounded by communists.

Those purple cows are all alt- right nazis, they don't want to share the means of production, and we must demand more jobs from them and burn down their businesses, bring bullet proof vests though.

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secret cow

A mystery creature/thing/sex toy/whatever created by our very own Goacher. IT SECRET MOOS!

Can I have your secret cow?
What is a secret cow?
For the love of god, SECRET MOO!

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Grandpa Cow

n. the tyoe of grandparent that every grandkid gets excited about going to visit; he plays guitar; he owns lots of instruments; he owns lots of animals; he had a childhood friend who mispronounced his name (Kyle) as "cow"; and he has a strange ability to make coke cans stick to his forhead.

Jack: "I have to go visit my grandparents this weekend, its going to suck."

Daphne: "Bummer dude. I love hanging out with my grandpa. He is a total grandpa cow!"

Jack: "I'm so jealous."

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Butters Cow

An Ugly Person.

Allow it fam, your friend's a butters cow.

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