a disgrace to humanity. His mere existence is enough to cause pain in every living soul on this earth and make them want to shove a razer keyboard down his throat until he starts bleeding inside from his gums because of repeated and aggressive movement of the keyboard
An annoying homophobic child that told his friend sh jokes
Laura: do you watch tommy innit?
James: why would i watch someone problematic
a british children the cuss and hate ranboo
friend: do you know tommy innit
other friend: you mean the cussing child
the iq of tommy is literally 3.
The iq of tommy is so low that hes mentally retarded
An absolute cunt of a man who has a blonde head the shape of a monkeys ballsack. Likes to lick the little kids in parts that are not voluntarily presented to him. If you find yourself in a situation where you ever smell one of his farts, EVACUATE, because sorry man but you’re a goner. Those things can wipe out the entire earth. Also he likes his nostrils being licked so go lick his nostrils if you see him.
Look, there’s Tommy hacker *proceeds to lick his nostrils*
Tommy flonker originates from a Latin backround and was originally coined by archeologist Jim E. Nu-traun. It is when the male slaps his spouse anywhere on the body and proceeds to scream "Tommy Flonker!". This catches the spouse off gaurd and then he proceeds to grab her and puts his genitalia into the spouses nose.
Me: Dude I really wanna Tommy Flonker my girl
Guy 1: Same