I want to have my cake and eat it too.

When you have exactly what you want in terms of a relationship with one person. Yet you find yourself wanting that little extra something from another.

Just like wanting to be with two people.

Tiger Woods response to the media after they found out about all of his affairs, "To the public I'm sorry, but you know I, just like most men, I want to have my cake and eat it too."

47👍 19👎

too stupid to know when to come in out of the rain

the lack of common sense to be so stupid to be so stupid you are unaware whats happening around you

my ex girlfriend is too stupid to know when to come in out of the rain

my neighbor was out in the thunder storm all day he is too stupid to when to come in out of the rain

"Internet address" degree of too much information

Refers to an "extreme" level of grossly over-sharing personal/graphic/disgusting details --- it would read, "www.tmi.com", an acronym which stands for "Way, Way, Wayyyyy Too Much Information; Come On, Man!"

Stud #1: I got my first blowjob while taking a crap on my girlfriend's toilet. It was awesome, and I found that it even helped me to poop more easily.
\Stud #2: Eeeeyewwww---- "Internet address" degree of too much information!

3👍 3👎

You can’t have your cake and eat it too

You can’t have it both ways, you can’t have your neccesity and your desire. Needs & wants.

Kevin has a wife but still wants to have relations with his friend Samantha...

You can’t have your cake and eat it too.

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your being aressted for being too sexy

bascially saying the person is hot stuff, an yo wouldnt mine being with them or getting it on with them

ermm excuse me, your being aressted for being too sexy.

5👍 12👎

Is it legal too make the prettiest girl in the world smile

Yes. Yes It is. Make her smile as much as you want.

Many people ask Is it legal too make the prettiest girl in the world smile and well yes it is

Holy fucking shit there are too many definitions for shit

YTF R THERE SO MANY DEFINITIONS FOR SHIT?????????? WHY??????????? HM???????

Holy fucking shit there are too many definitions for shit..... Why?!?!??
...........
*promptly dies*
Mother: Son, are you okay?
Sister: Yeah, he'll be fine, he's just sleeping.
Mother: ok.
Sister: *slips knife into his heart to make sure he stays dead*
Father: *notices*
Father: Holy fucking shit! What happened? WHO KILLED HIM? HMMM??????!?!?
Sister: He was probably depressed and killed himself, a lot of people do that these days. I don't know why. Dibs on his savings and allowance!
Father: WE HAVEN'T EVEN EATEN DINNER YET, YOU MOTHERFUCKER! NOT YET!
Mother: Honey! Calm down!

Father: *faints*
Mother and Sister: *goes on eating dinner silently, ignore both of the bodies.*