The act of pouring hot syrup down somebodys ass while slapping their balls with a waffle. Commonly only a dumbfuck would do this.
Yoooo bitch gimee a french waffle
A odd fetish involving the use of hot sauce being poured over a vagina, followed by eating it out. Can be used with other variables, such as crushed red pepper, jalepenos, or spicy salsa.
joe- "wanna hang out today?"
chris- "nah, im gonna go eat some Mexican waffles."
timmy- "wanna go to tacobell today?"
joe- "nah lets go back to my place instead, i got a few Mexican waffles at home."
Boy:Savagerealm wanna have medium waffles tonight
Savagerealm: Deadass!
A person who takes shits on people's backs, and hits them with a tennis racket.
DESE NIGGAS LOVE DA WAFFLE MAKER.
Watch out for Emily. I heard she had a purple waffle.
a disease that makes vaginas blue, big, and saggy
"dude I was about to go down on this girl when I saw she had a blue waffle!"