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walking wed

People living empty, souless, loveless mundane married lives who just waited and hoped for death.

After knocking up his highschool girlfriend he was forced to to get married join the ranks of the walking wed.

by June 26, 2022


Walking dildo

A walking dildo is a man that is only good and used for his penis. Walking dildo is a penis that is not battery operated and is in between a man’s legs.

How was tommy last night?

He was nothing, he’s just my walking dildo.

Oh I see, so he’s your sex object?

Yes, just like all men are.

by Gordon is here hahahahha November 21, 2022


Crip Walk

A walk done by People in gang the Crips

Damnnnn He be doing that crip walk

Yeahhhh Get it jit dont stop

Mf I be fukin wit this Walk!

by Sorda08 January 3, 2022


Chump Walk

Walking around like a chump while having access to an alternate (and faster) means of transport, be it bicycle, car, or horse.

"Why are you chump walking when you could be driving right now?"

"Why is Link chump walking when he could be riding around on Epona?"

"Look at that silly chump walker, I bet he forgot his bicycle again."

by ChaceWiggin August 12, 2012


WiFi-walk

The cause and purpose of taking a WiFi-Walk is to obtain a better WiFi connection. A place equipped with wifi does have weak spots. From time to time one must take a WiFi-walk in order to send a picture, video or message via WiFi or to simply look something up on safari.

Mom: What are you doing walkin thru the house like a lunatic?!
Me: I'm taking a WiFi-walk. I need to send Troy this video.

by Ega September 27, 2014


as the jay walks

Leaving the designated path in order to take a more direct route while on foot.

eg. cutting across a lawn, or crossing a street without going all the way to the next official crosswalk.

Traveling as the jay walks combines the ideas of jaywalking and as the crow flies to be a combination of both.

by squirlitous rex January 18, 2018


walking ahead

When a woman needs sometime to herself to surf the net, explore new places, and get lost in her thoughts

Don't worry about Sara; she's walking ahead.

by DTLVR July 8, 2009