fat boy move of the year

A typical fat person who makes a phenomenal action to which only a fat-ass could achieve.

Bob grabbed the glob of cheese left after the last slice of pizza was taken. He then dangled the greasy glob of cheesy goo over his fat mouth and slowly lowered it onto his fat-tounge.

His action was then described as the "fat boy move of the year."

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CLM: Career Limiting Move

Something that you do at work, that will get you fired, or end your career very soon.

Nick made a CLM when he told his boss he hated the look of the new application.

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the move that made LeBron cry

the move that has made LeBron james cry by some tiktoker

you guys don't know the struggle of being a proffesional basketballer *swiss swoss* that was the move that made LeBron cry

Don't move and it won't hurt

a phrase usable in numerous situations. The original usage is if you are pulling someone's hair, but the joke can easily be used in a sexual sitatuation.

{upon grabbing someone's hair}

You: Don't move and it won't hurt!

Move Some Furniture Around

An innuendo for suggesting sex.

Meg: I'm gonna order some pizza and then we're gonna move some furniture around. You understand?
Castiel: N-no, I don't unders--
Meg: 😈
Castiel: I uNdErStAnD

Who moved the rock?

What you say to a person who metaphorically has lived under a rock their entire life.

Man: My brother has married and lives in a mansion!

Police Officer: Who moved the rock?

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Puerto Rican Move Out

Moving or leaving your current residence in the middle of the night as to avoid anyone (i.e. neighbors) from knowing or seeing.

Did you see where Mike went? All his stuff is gone from his dorm.
Ah must've been a puerto rican move out.

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