alpha bus

Another name for shortbus or short bus.

Not specifically meant for taking the "mentally-challenged" to and from school, but this has become the stereotype.

Ha ha! Jeff has to ride the alpha bus to school. What a retard.

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Bus wanker

A boy who masturbated on a bus

Or used as a joke

You little bus wanker

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driving the bus

To be draped over a toilet ridding yourself of the last several hours of food and drink consumption.Name comes from the image of a person kneeling in front of a bowl, with arms draped around the rim, and head focused down in the vomit position, similar looking to a bus driver leaning forward with his/her arms draped around the rim of the steering wheel.

After a long night of tequila shots, Fred was driving the bus until 4 A.M.

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driving the bus

Being conscious or being in control of one's self.

Did you see that glazed look in her eye? She's not driving the bus!

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Bu-shit

Bullshit caused by George W. Bush. There.

"Dude, Bush really mishandled Hurricane Katrina."
"Dude, I know. It's total Bu-shit."

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bus fuck

When you offer your sexual services to anyone riding on the bus, are declined, and then quite literally try to have sex with the bus by humping the ticket booth, rails, ect..

Jessa is such a bus fuck

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Gus Bus

The act of going to Wembley Football Stadium on the 'Gus Bus,' specifically used by Sunderland AFC fans when they reached the Final of the Capital One Cup in 2014 as their manager was Gus Poyet at the time

Sunderland football wembley Gus Bus

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