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When one is performing on stage, or is really nervous and pops a boner. Most likely when it is ones first time on stage. Just to be safe, make sure you always wear a cup and compression boxers to prevent this terrible predicament.
That was Joe's first time on stage, and he popped a performers boner, and now is the laughing stock of the school.
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an exceptional scene culled from a pornographic film; the penultimate segment of a pornographic work
popularized by the film 'the 40-year old virgin' in which he is given a tape of sacred porno moments called "boner jams '03".
the second scene of jenna jameson's last film is all boner jam.
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Getting excited over something video game, electronic, comic, or movie related.
Dude was playing Metal Gear Solid 4 and I picked up a p90 with 999 ammo in it. I got the biggest geek boner ever.
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Boner's remorse is an emotional condition whereby a person feels remorse or regret after boning a chick he shouldn't have
A: Did you fuck that heffer you picked up?
B: Yeah man, I was so drunk last night, totally having boner's remorse
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A phrase said between bros when they simultaneously have boners.
Bro #1: Hey dude, did you see that hot girl?
Bro #2: Yeah brah, I totally have a boner now.
Bro #1: No way, me too!
Both: BONER TWINKIES!!!!!
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Super cool flying boner thats aim in life is to save the human race from infertilisation
"oh captain boner thank god your here, without you i never would have become fertile" "thats ok sonny boy, everyone deserves the right to inpregnate another being, man, woman, cat, dog, grandma..."
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Normally you get an awkward boner when standing next to the hottest girl ever, but your girlfriend is right next to you. The boner ends up sprouting from a little sapling, and turns into a huge ass tree just so everyone can see it.
Mike- "Hey Jennifer!" *Gets awkward boner*
Mike's girlfriend- oh you get a
Boner staring at her but not at me?!? Da fuq is this BS!!?!!?"
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