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(n)
i. one who completes an amazing comeback
ii. one who is attempting an amazing comeback
(v)
i. the act of making an amazing comeback
ii. being in the process of making an amazing comeback
origin: (1989) The Wizard starring a 13-year old Fred Savage. Late in the Video Armageddon during a dramatic plot twist, Haley (Jenny Lewis) screams for Jimmy Woods (Luke Edwards) to "Use the Flute!" in the then unreleased game, Super Mario Bros. 3. Woods successfully warps to World 6 (Ice Land) and pulls a 'Jimmy Woods' thus ending the reign of Lucas (Jackey Vinson) and his 'so bad' power glove.
Examples:
1. Crazy 8 Countdown - (Steve's at 6's, Louca's at 2's)
Chow: "Jimmy Woods that shit Stevie."
2. Jason down to 1/2 the big blind in a $10R. "I gotta be Jimmy hardcore right now."
Related Example - Implicit Jimmy Woods
3. One may apply the term "Use the Flute!" in encouragement of a 'Jimmy Woods' in the process of a 'Jimmy Woods'. This is implicitly linked to Jimmy Woods.
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When one's erect penis is flatter than it is wide.
Jordyn's dick was a wood plank!
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money, also known as paper..since paper is made from trees which is wood.
Billy- You still askin yo mama fo money?
Skeety D- Yea mayne but i gotta get a job so i can make dis WOOD WORK
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When you whack a girl in the face with a boner like Tiger Woods teeing off.
Jake gave me a Tiger Woods last night for not giving him a bj
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The act of giving your self a blow job because of your morning wood.
Man, I woke up so horny this morning, I had to give myself a B Wood
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Sometimes confused as the town new LA Dodger Manny Ramirez now plays for (a extremely witty version of "Hollywood"), it is quite literally Manny's wood, an allusion to Manny's penis, albeit small, and often resulting in humorous, misunderstood conversational exchanges with idiotic Dodger fans.
Eric: I wish I was in Manny wood right now!
Jeremy: Wait... what??
Eric: You know, the new Hollywood!
Jeremy: That doesn't even make sense. Do you even know what wood is?
Eric: Uhh, like from trees...
Jeremy: You ever heard of morning wood or anything?
Eric: Um no.
Jeremy: ...
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