Batman (me at 4 am)

While everybody else sleeps peacefully at 4 am, i am out saving the city. Have you ever wondered why Gotham has so little crime? Well it is because i am saving the city (it needs me). Most of you think that Gotham contains only white people, that is because i scout the streets of the city and wipe it clean from every little røver out there. Every single one is deported back to my basement where i take care of them (if you know what i mean)
Thank me later, i am Batman.

Guy1: Why do i never see any black hungarian røvers out there?

Guy2: Batman (me at 4 am)

let me copy that for you

AKA: LMCTFY
This term is used to identify a dumb-sh** move when making changes to a computer or computing system - basiclay saying "you dumb-sh**". Basically doing something that will clearly not work, such as copying a Windows Computers OS drive to a different computers OS drive by drag and dropping everything, including all system directories, oh, and dont forget checking the "Overwrite" box.
Think ID10T Error

To the person doing the dumb-sh** move: "How about you let me copy that for you"

Show me your cock day

It is april 12. Show me your cock day

12 of april is show me your cock day

Ping me

To send someone a message using internet chat programs such as Skype, Lync, or Instant messenger.

Phone user 1: What's your contact information?
Phone user 2: It's...

Phone user 1: Better yet. Ping me.
Phone user 2. ok Cool.

me generation

Refers to the person who uses their cellular communication device for nothing but taking selfies. The only thing they contribute to any situations is near identical photo's of themselves posted to social media.

Lars has gone on a me generation vacation. Now that he's botoxed his face, you can't really tell his vacation photos apart from the ones he took on previous vacations - every picture looks the same: Lars with a different background.
Turn the camera around sometime.

take me back

When the mentally disabled indian k-pop wannabe girl that deserves a straighjacket especially after seeing her insta posts where the bitch cant make a normal fucking face decieves my nigga, who genuinely cared but was used a convenience. shes also very likely to make a fake k-pop bf.

TAKE ME BACKKKKK TAKE ME BACK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Hack me back

When you ask your mate/friend to takeover your Chromecast stream

Hey bro I took over your cast for this song. Hack me back after dawg