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let me dress

sex

man, samantha should really let me dress her! my stroke game is out of this world and ill for sure have her crying

by bigpenis7798 February 8, 2016


Tongue punch me in between my eyes

It means lick my unibrow

Hey babe ,can you we do something different tonight
Yea sure what do you have in mind
Could u maybe tongue punch me in between my eyes
Oh your kinky kinky ,ok let's do jt

by Shartonmydickdaddy November 4, 2020


me when the the the me when the is sus!!!

a variation of a shitpost known as 'me when the'.

Person #1: Bro someone just vented right in front of us!
Person #2: oh my god, me when the the the me when the is sus!!!

by lmaolmao3500 February 3, 2022


Cowboy Like Me

Literal poetry disguised as a song. Absolutely breathtaking in a way I cannot even begin to fathom. It is not just a song. This song is gorgeous and i can’t even explain how I find this song magnificent.

Someone; “Cowboy Like Me is the best song off Taylor’s Swift’s Evermore Album”
Someone else; “I agree! Taylor swift is the shit!”

by Taylor swiftian April 18, 2023


DONT CALL ME NEEDY

something that needle from bfdi says when she is called needy then slaps whoever said thad

Hey, needy!
Needle: DONT CALL ME NEEDY *slap*

by ass ault December 11, 2023


he grabbed my hair in a way that made me understand the difference between rugby and football

Rugby is much rougher then football so the way he grabbed his hair made him understand the difference.

"He grabbed my hair in a way that made me understand the difference between rugby and football." - Red, White & Royal Blue

by nickname28 September 25, 2023


You're the only spraypainter for me, Lucas

something from the Luca’s

You're the only spraypainter for me, Lucas!

by Α February 3, 2022