man, samantha should really let me dress her! my stroke game is out of this world and ill for sure have her crying
Hey babe ,can you we do something different tonight
Yea sure what do you have in mind
Could u maybe tongue punch me in between my eyes
Oh your kinky kinky ,ok let's do jt
a variation of a shitpost known as 'me when the'.
Person #1: Bro someone just vented right in front of us!
Person #2: oh my god, me when the the the me when the is sus!!!
Literal poetry disguised as a song. Absolutely breathtaking in a way I cannot even begin to fathom. It is not just a song. This song is gorgeous and i can’t even explain how I find this song magnificent.
Someone; “Cowboy Like Me is the best song off Taylor’s Swift’s Evermore Album”
Someone else; “I agree! Taylor swift is the shit!”
something that needle from bfdi says when she is called needy then slaps whoever said thad
Hey, needy!
Needle: DONT CALL ME NEEDY *slap*
Rugby is much rougher then football so the way he grabbed his hair made him understand the difference.
"He grabbed my hair in a way that made me understand the difference between rugby and football." - Red, White & Royal Blue
You're the only spraypainter for me, Lucas!