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She dares to call me an S! I heard her in the bathroom...
let me tell you something octogon vreedle, a mans food is his castle
let me tell you something manny armstrong, you want a piece of rath? you got a piece! but you just bit off a piece bigger than your stomach can chew
let me tell you something forever knights: nobody's ripping open nothin except rath!
*pew pew*
well thats your first mistake, when you shoot rath you just make rath mad!
I asked Marty to work for me and he did not answer. Marty is hoeing me down
When you tell someone that something is a bad idea, they don’t believe you, and still do it anyways. The equivalent of “I told you so.”
Me: “We probably shouldn’t do anal.”
Us: *do anal
Wife: “Great, there’s shit on the comforter.”
Me: “Yeah, I knew this would happen, but you don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday.”
The fxck...me..dddy creature asks why Norman is kicking Ray when Norman is actually hitting the ground with his feet.🥲
fxck...me..dddy:Why Norman kicking Ray-💀🖐
Me: He's not he's hitting the ground with his feet-😭🖐
fxck...me..dddy:Oh-😃
A phrase used when someone is instantly proven wrong.
"There is no way you can flip a coin ten times and land on the same side each time."
(A few moments later)
"Well...you made me a liar."
The act of dewing someone, giving them a Mountain Dew.
Bro 1:" Hey bro, dew me"
Bro 2:"igu bro"