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Fuck me and the horse I flew in on

Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.

Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!

by thin dick little May 2, 2019


coax me to go fishing

for someone to try to make a gay person date or act romantically with a member of the opposite sex.

yeah... my mom was coaxing me to go fishing! she doesn't support me being gay.

my dad has to coax me to go fishing because he doesn't want thanksgiving to be ruined

by avvbnk November 30, 2020


Look Me In The Face

When you catch someone making disrespectful and rude comments about you In a sneakily way

Tripp: She's just acting foolish for no reason.

Justin: Uhh...Excuse you, Lucy is one of my favorite superstars of all time. Next Time, look me in the face before you sneak-talk about somebody...Fooliots!!!

by Cinnamon Pilcher June 27, 2023


Muffle-me-puffer

A fart of average to loud volume that sounds muffled due to various factors. (fabric/thickness of pants, position, etc.)

Oh, that fart was a muffle-me-puffer!

by Peachfuzz Jimmy February 7, 2009


Stop Command Q-ing Me

Usually said by the victim to get the message across to the person who is 'command q-ing'

"STOP COMMAND Q-ING ME!"

by VootVootAhh August 13, 2018


Support me at World Klass season 2 audition for 30 episode i guess?

Support me at World Klass season 2 audition for 30 episode i guess?

Support me at World Klass season 2 audition for 30 episode i guess?

by syafinaz? October 23, 2023


Niggle Me This

Like Riddle Me This. But from a Nigga Point of View when one Nigga wanna asks another Nigga a Question that has caused him deep confusion.

Niggle Me This, My Nigga??
What's that, My Nigga??
If I got 4 Blunts and I smoke 4 Blunts, how many Pizzas did I eat??

by DuVay Knox January 3, 2024