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That ain’t me a Term created by Dasaun McPherson back in 1678. He used the term anytime he got caught up with women, or anytime he needed to lie and get out of a situation where it was clearly him he just does not want to admit it.
Scarlett Johansson: Dasaun someone just sent me these screenshots of you texting another girl!
Dasaun: That ain’t me.
When you get mounted by a dog and the red rocket goes in….and in an effort to save face, you try to act tough and start barking and grunting like a giga chad.
Dog: Woof! Woof! I’m gonna mount that man!
Nik: Oh no, not again!
Innocent bystander: Bro that dog is inside you!
Nik: (Obviously embarrassed) Arf! Arf! I got that dog in me! Get on my level!
Not literally meaning such, this saying instead suggests that the person saying it has qualities of a dog. Loyalty, protectiveness, strength, etc.
Person 1: How did you lift that boulder?
Person 2: I got that dog in me.
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A term used when you want a travy patty at McDonald's
You: Ayo nigga Travis Fucked me.
cashier: I got you
Commonly used with two pictures, and the last image is cursed and all you hear is “ I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But😨What😥a Shame We're Far Away😵 💫”
Person 1: You: 🐴
Person 1: Me: 👨
Person 2: *insert image of horse riding human here* I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But😨What😥a Shame We're Far Away😵 💫
Press (1) to continue, press (2) if you don't wanna btw this is a game :3
Can be used as a question or a statement. Instead of "is this for me?" or "is that mine?", people word it as "this me?" as a form to sound cooler. Can also be used as "this me" to describe something that's theirs, or "that's me?" to ask if something if theirs.
Culver's employee: *scoots bag towards customers*
You: "this me?"