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Put the "u" where it beloungs!
DIBS™ turns color into colour
Humor into humour
Favorite into Favourite
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when one asks someone if they would rather have a dick in their mouth or a dick in their butt
Hey! Peter, "would u rather have a dim or dib?"
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Mouth-dibs is an utterance used to secure "dibs" on the oral cavity of a female prior to engaging in multi-partner intercourse. It is customary, when running a train on a girl with a questionable sexual history, for a participant to call "mouth-dibs", thereby mitigating their personal risk of contracting a venereal disease as a result of the escapade.
Bob "Hey, Sally wants us to come over and put her in some finger-cuffs later!!"
Stan " I guess, dude, but I call "mouth-dibs" on that bitch......I don't like the way her resume reads!!"
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when someone suffers a sudden, violent mental breakdown (often including flailing of the arms, incoherent babbling and/or screaming, and foaming from the mouth)
"Oh noes! He's gone Dib-crazy!"
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The act of reversing a previous "dibs".
John: "Dibs on that piece of pizza"
Emily: "What? No! Counter-Dibs!"
Similar to dibs but with more authority.
Matt: I have total dibs on that Smash Ball!
Cody: I was going to get that. Oh well.
Calling dibs out is an informal convention where one declares a first claim not to do something that no individual otherwise has any clearly recognized duty.
Person 1: I need a volunteer for this job.
Person 2: Dibs out.
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