October 26

National give your crush a flower day

person 1: here's a flower
person 2: why
person 1: it's October 26th
person 2: oooooooh

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June 26

The day that the craziest bitch was born. They seem quiet but are secretly a crackhead. If you were born on this day you are awesome and prob at least a little gay or support it. Ariana Grande was also born on this day so thats cool.

"Hey! Its Emilys birthday, June 26, that means she most be a crackhead"

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October 26

Remember your loved ones day!

Hey Stephan, go give your mom a hug and remind her how much you love her!

October 26 is a loving day!

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May 26

Get Free head from anyone you show this

May 26

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October 26

National Cricket Day
Only bitches are afraid of crickets so use this day as an excuse to scare then

"October 26th is national cricket day so you know what that means......"
"You are gonna scare that bitch with some crickets?"
"Hell yeah"

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October 26

National Crush Day on this day you have to kiss your crush or ask them out.

Bob: Hey Jane come here.
Jane: Why?
Bob: Cause I’m gonna French kiss your ass.
Jane: Oh yeah it’s October 26th

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November 26

November 26th is a real cool cats birthday. If your birthday is today then you are the coolest person in the world.

Guy: what day is it
Girl: it's November 26th, my birthday
Guy: Dude, ur the coolest person in the world

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