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One of the sweetest girls you will ever meet. Marias are usually church goers (hence the name) and will correct you if you say Oh my God. She's always making new friends wherever she goes. Tends to call herself fat but she's got a perfect body... Marias have beautiful blue eyes and the brightest blonde hair you will ever see. If you become friends with a Maria Don't stab her in the back. theyre good listeners and trustworthy with secrets.
She's not afraid to be herself and is a strong girl.
I'm glad I have a Maria in my life, she's my best friend and I'm never going to lose her.
Katie "You see that pretty blue eyed girl over there?"
Cody "Yeah?"
Katie "she's a Maria"
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The most sexy girl you will ever meet, known to blow the minds of many men. Extremely talented and beautiful, eyes cut from stars.
The song. "Maria.. I just met a girl named Maria."
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Maria is some lit ass girl who'll always have your back no matter what shes a main g, you'll always wanna be her cause shes most probably just better than you.
you: i want to be like maria!
person: yeah same boi!
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The most annoying older sister but she is short asf which makes it cute but you hurt her lil sister she will be more then glad to fight a bitch. Dont get on a Maria's bad side just buy her mexican candy and she will love you.
Omg did you know lissett gave maria a bag of mexican candy so she wouldnt kill her ex boyfriend but did it any way?
She never listens
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Maria is introverted and shy, a pure and loving soul. She is quircky, witty and smart. She is sometimes naive because she only wants to see the good in people. She might seem innocent and sweet but, she gets easily carried away by thoughts of intense passion and lust. Once she invites you to her world, you'll find yourself struck by love harder than ever before.
"Yo, your girlfriend is such a 10/10 dude! What's her name?" - Guy 1
"Hah - Maria, of course" - Guy 2
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A shy, gorgeous, reliable and talented goddess that will always have your back and be your partner in crime till the end!
Girl 1: your bff is a slag
Girl 2: nah her names maria
Girl 1: so what?
Girls 2: so she’s 100x better then you could ever be
Generally, an awesome person and the girl next door every guy wishes he had. She can be funny and possess one of the best laughs you will ever hear. Marias typically have light brown skin (although they may tell you they are pale), juicy kidneys, and have been spotted with abnormally long middle toe fingers and a unibrow.
A Maria has a contagious smile. When speaking to a Maria, it is hard not to smile, which may confuse her and result in a comical face that will undoubtedly make you laugh.
A Maria is typically feisty. It is not uncommon for her to punch people at work/school. If she punches you, it is a sign of affection - just punch her back. A Maria mostly avoids showing affection by more common means; however, an intoxicated Maria could demand your close presence and even pet your arm.
A Maria may tell you she gets clingy clingy when drunk and doesn’t like the vulnerable way she feels in this state. This further emphasizes her girl next door persona, as the innocence required to tell that to a guy and expect him to not immediately leave to buy a bottle of her favorite tequila is impressive.
It is common for a Maria to listen to salsa music at very loud volumes shortly after waking. This can cause strain on close relationships. Her smile may ease this pain, but is likely not sufficient.
Losing a Maria would be a harsh reality and it should be avoided. If you can get her to hold your hand you should never let go, use handcuffs if necessary.
Man, I'm so glad Maria went out with us, she was awesome! BTW, What happened to my shoes?
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