Fap

A fake nap.

Dude A: "You lazy-ass, while you were taking a nap I was cleaning up the house!"

Dude B: "Oh I wasn't actually asleep, it was a fap, I was fapping."

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fappity fap fap

To masturbate extremely fast. This term can only be used with a male. Female term would be "schlickity schlick schlick."

Maurice, what is your favorite activity?

Why, of course, fappity fap fapping!

FAP

Frequent Abuse of the Penis

I FAP every second Wednsday of Every other week.

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fap

''Forever Alone Pleasure''

dude im alone this christmas ill go fap all night

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Fap

Someone who be beating his meat

“Can I fap in the closet?”

fAp

when one goes out and... well, beats their meat..

FAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

fap

let’s be honest, you’re looking at this to fap.

fapping is when you touch your genitals with your hand, or toys. sometimes, you can make noises like this> mmh~~ fuck~~ feels so good.