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Glomp

A guy who walks backwards and has a large penis.

Check out the glomp, it's huge.

by Howie Dewitt November 26, 2024


glomp

(verb): to eat lots of food in the company of friends, even if not that hungry, leaving very stuffed

"Y'all...apps tn?"

"Omg yes I'm ready to glomp on some spin art dip"

by spinachdipfan September 8, 2020


glomp

glomping is simply rough oral sex. Similar to fellatio or cunnilingus in that it can be done to any gender.

Me and Jennifer totally got glomped last night together. Kyle is so good at glomping.

by spacedoggs July 21, 2018


Glomp

When you are shitting and it's so big when it hits the bowl the shock wave can be felt from the next room

OH My Glomp what was that noise

by Big glomper November 15, 2019

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Glomping

A two-person act where one person rips a hamster to death limb by limb, then shoves every disassembled piece of the hamster up their anus. Then, they squat over their partner’s face and push the hamster limbs out of their anus, into the partner’s mouth.

“Since when did u have a hamster dude?”
“Oh I actually have a few. I’m big into glomping nowadays.”

by Todd Kugel April 4, 2024