m&a

1. The vernacular term among investment bankers and lawyers used to refer to the practice of mergers and acquisitions.

2. The career of choice for total dickheads who like to work 80 hour weeks, treat others like shit, and revel in their own self-importance, despite the fact that all they do all day is write boring-ass contracts, listen to boring-ass conference calls, and get yelled at by their higher ups.

Lawyer 1: "Wow, that new guy is really an asshole. Last night we went to Lemon Bar, and within two hours he'd done 13 shots, taken five trips to the bathroom to powder his nose, gotten turned down by 5 skanks, and got in a fight. What department is he in?"

Lawyer 2: "What do you think? M&A, of course!"

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m&m

m&m means Masterbating Maniac

Stephany whacks off WAYY TOO FUCKING MUCH!
she is an m&m.

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\m/

Its the rock on sign.


see: rock on

\m/(>.<)\m/

"ROCK ON!!!"

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M&M'S

Marlboro's and Millers

Yo nigga it's Friday night and I'm goin' to the store to get some mother fuckin M&M's.

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M

Short for MDMA (methylenedioxymethamphetamine)

Yo, that M got me feeling like a champion.

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M$

An acronym/abbreviation for the monopoly Microsoft, using an $ instead of an S to show dislike for Microsoft and the money the company has.

The day M$ makes a product that doesnt suck is the day they make a vacuum.

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M

1. The most boring letter as defined as some

2. Making the word "male" shorter for convinces sakes.

3. You absolute bafoon. What purpose do you have for the letter m? Why do you search this? Are you an idiot? M is just the 13th letter of the alphabet. Why do you think this way you son of a-

Hey, its me the definer. The third one got a little out of hand, so here's the letter n. N