co-worker

Another person you are forced to be around 40+ hours a week in order to earn a paycheck. Outside of work, you would NEVER want to associate with this person except to point to them and tell the police, "Yeah, there's the idiot that stole your squadcar right there Officer".

DoubleTurds: Sitting in adjacent office cubicle Dude, what if you like ate your own Poop...and then crapped THAT out, would the result be like..DOUBLE TURDS?! LOL DANG I AM FUnnY!

WorkerBee: Hmmm. Are there comparable light and oxygen levels on the Idiot planet?

DoubleTurds: What? I remember this one time, there was this dude in High School, and man he was cool, I wanted to be THAT dude...

WorkerBee: Looks around at other office workersIs it Friday yet? Can we just SAY it is Friday,
and everyone agree to it, and just LEAVE..

DoubleTurds: I am so glad you are my co-worker,
and that we are BESTEST friends..
I think I will stay over night at your crib tonight if my wife lets me..hold on, Just let me call her now...

WorkerBee: Ok, I'm out! Whew, I just suddenly got very ill, something came over me...see you all on Monday!! Runs from cubicle

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co-tech

A fellow technician. This coworker works with you in the same field doing the same job. Often found in areas such as computers, electronics, manufacturing, service and repair.

I'll need to ask a co-tech to finish this job since I need to leave early.

A couple of my co-techs called in sick today. My workload for today just doubled.

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co-worker

Dim-witted pieces of shit you must be with at work.

"Who is he?"---Oh, that is just one of my co-workers.

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Co-Dues

From the Canadian "Koh-Dooze, eh?"- meaning:

a cooperative spirit enjoyed by teammates who respect time honored tradition and hard work, e.g. feeling rewarded after paying one's dues.

Despite an awkward pep talk from the captain, that hockey team really has great Co-Dues, eh?

co-chillin

When you're just chillin and someone is with you. Like a co-captain. Much more than just chillin though, like you're really just chillin.

What's going on?
Just co-chillin with Skrilla not given a damn.

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Co-porker

A co-porker is a female who enjoys sleeping with married men at work. They can hardly be called a co-worker as that would imply that work is being accomplished. Rather, they spend their time porking. Co-porkers are usually trashy and have herpes.

"My husband treats his office like most men treat a pick-up bar. He always seems to find the office co-porker within two weeks of beginning a new job."

"Colleen is the office co-porker, go ahead and take a shot at her, the rest of us already have."

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Co-dependent

Someone with a need to have a partner or a significant other in order for their lives to feel complete.

girl: i need a boyfriend, i'm worthless without one, i'm ugly
othergirl: you're so co-dependent

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