HAP

Hairy Ass Pussy

"I'm warning you penny had an HAP, that hairy ass pussy was gross as fuck"

HAP

“Hard Ass Penis”

“It’s actually HAP not WAP”
“That Hard Ass Penis make that pussy go to sleep”

HAP

Herobrine attracted person.

I'm a HAP i want to have gay sex with Herobrine right this instant.

Haps

Internet slang for “congrats”, “cheers”, “happy birthday”, “props”, etc.

“Haps on getting that new job Dan!” “Tonight we celebrate our victory, Haps!” “Haps Tony, 18 is a big birthday” “I gotta give you haps”

HAP

The male version of WAP. HAP stands for " Hard Ass Dick".

That girl made me HAP.

:hap:

A famous smiley on jeuxvideo.com, a french forum.

French 1 : T'es con :hap: (You're stupid :hap:)
French 2 : Pas autant que toi :hap: (Less than you :hap:)

no cap no hap

short version of pics or it didn’t happen. play on “no cap” for no screencaps/screenshots.

could also be used for anti maga hats.

“no cap no hap, son!”
“no cappy no happy!”