=3=

An emoticon used to depict a kissy face. Usually used for a comedic effect.

Person 1: ILU <3
Person 2: Huh?
Person 1: You don't love me? :O
Person 2: jk course I do =3=

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<3:]

a smiley face getting teabagged

joe: yo tom check this shit out
tom: ok
joe: <3:
tom: what the fuck is that
joe: a smiley face gettin teabagged

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:3=

IT'S A FREAKIN' WALRUS! (best animal known to man, besides the emu) :3=

Guy 1: HEY YOU! how cool do you think you are?
Guy 2: pretty damn cool
Guy 1: prove it
Guy 2: :3=
Guy 1: ... fuck your cool...

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3=>(_|_)

Butt Sex. The symbols look like a dick going into an asshole.

text message: Lucy and Jordan totally had 3=>(_|_) last night.

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>:3

A way to tell who's a real /b/tard and who isn't. If you say it the reply should be JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR

harbl: >:3
desu: Jesus christ its a lion get in the car!!!1

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<:3 )~~~

A text mouse, can be used as a cute signature or randomly whenever someone sees fit.

Greater than, colon, three, space, space, space, close bracket, tilde, tilde, tilde.

Alternative versions have varying amounts of each character such as different characters for eyes.

(,,,)(>^-^<)<X3(,,,)~~~ caught mouse
<:3)~~~ baby mouse
<:3 )~~~ adult mouse/rat
<:3 )~~~~~~ giant mouse
<:3 )~~~ fat mouse
<X3 )~~~ dead/pwned/blind mouse
<;3 )~~~ winking mouse
<@3 )~~~ cyclops mouse
<:3",")~~~ STRIPED mouse
<:3===)~~~ ridged mouse

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3

The number that shalt be counted.

Example of 3.
SECOND BROTHER: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
MAYNARD: Amen.
KNIGHTS: Amen.
ARTHUR: Right! One! Two! Five!
GALAHAD: Three, sir!
ARTHUR: Three!

-Monty Python

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