Everyone is beautiful (in their own way)

A very naive, cliche and opinionated phrase, that is overused in modern society. This phrase is only an opinion because 1) everyone has a different idea of beauty and not everyone is going to be considered attractive by everyone and 2) there are horrible people that commit a variety of crimes everyday. It's usually used when trying to "fix" society's views in some way. People who usually say this USUALLY have the least amount of horrible experience in their life, are very confident in themselves, super optimistic or just don't have anything better to say.

Normal Girl: "I'm so ugly!"
Pretty Girl: "Everyone is beautiful (in their own way)!"

Person 1: "There are so many bad things going on in the world..."
Person 2: "Maybe, but everyone is beautiful (in their own way) no matter what!"

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Everyone I don't like

Literally Hitler.

Everyone I don't like is literally Hitler, everyone except for me!
Everyone I don't like is literally Hitler, let's have a look and see:
- Donald Trump
- PewDiePie
- Pepe the Frog
- Hand signs
- Free speech
- Godwin's law

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Can't be smarter than everyone

You sure?

You can't be smarter than everyone

Hym "Well... If I was, I would be smart enough to know that being smarter than everyone woild be potentially fatal. I would have to hide the fact that I was smarter than everyone from the world. Therefore, you literally wouldn't know the difference. And where is all this collective knowledge? A place where I have unlimited access? Did you write it down? Congratulations genius. You're now a slave to the book. And none of you are necessary. That's why don't eat the fruit.

Everyone Knows What a Horse Is

A polish joke from the Encyclopedia "Nowe Ateny." When prompted with the definition of a horse, the encyclopedia read "Everyone Knows What a Horse Is."

In Poland, it means "there is no point in discussing the obvious."

Polish man 1: "I hate my coworker. This dumbass really said 'the sky is blue'"
Polish man 2: "No shit, right? Everyone knows what a horse is!"
Non-polish man: "The fuck?"

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Everyone's Creepy Pedophile uncle

A bald white man who you think you know but you don't. He also loves your kids for some reason.

That guy over there in the big white van looks like everyone's creepy pedophile uncle.

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hitman kill everyone challenge

a challenge where you eliminate all NPCs (non playable character) on a level in one of the hitman games

have you seen cheru"s new hitman kill everyone challenge with the randomizer mod

everyone wanted to thank you

A polite formula of a compliment.

Everyone wanted to thank you, for being the best teacher in the world.