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Christopher Thomas Howell is an American actor and director. He has starred in the films Soul Man, The Hitcher, Grandview U.S.A., Red Dawn, Secret Admirer and The Outsiders.
Born: December 7, 1966 (age 54 years), Van Nuys, Los Angeles, CA
Height: 5′ 11″
Spouse: Sylvie Anderson (m. 1992–2016), Rae Dawn Chong (m. 1989–1990)
Children: Dashiell Howell, Liam Howell, Isabelle Howell
Siblings: John Howell, Stacy Howell, Candi Howell
omg have you seen ponyboy from the outsiders
wait is he that C Tomas Howell guy?
Yes thats him hes so cute
Daddy Dan Howell is what a lot of confused horny teenagers call internet star Daniel Howell or otherwise knows as Danisnotonfire when he does something hot or mildly sexy.
Daniel Howell : winks at camera because of lame innuendo
Every horny teenage girl/boy: OMG DADDY DAN HOWELL FUCK ME UNTIL MY FACE FALLS OFF ASDFGHJKL YASSS
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the best school ever in missouri
the best school in missouri is francis howell north
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A public high school in Weldon Spring, Missouri that is touted as one of the oldest schools west of the Mississippi River. Apparently, the people touting this fact don't realize that age compliments the school. Asbestos rains from the ceilings like December snow and there are surely bodies hidden within the walls. Gorgeous brick architecture, accented by bird droppings, gives the students something to look forward to every morning. The buildings themselves are ancient wonders; an old hangar was converted into a gym (which is also old, see how that works?), and the rest of the campus was probably constructed in a Rome-esque fashion.
The scenery surrounding the school certainly can't be complained about. An absolutely fantastic, man made lake is housed a convenient 50 feet from the campus, brimming with sorry, dilapidated, fish and equally as many beer cans. A monumental nuclear waste pile nicely accents the color of the white foam formed around students' mouths as they sit through seven hours of world class education and the water fountains are an experience unto themselves.
Francis Howell High School Brochure: Here you can find 19th century architecture, man made lakes, fields, forests, and a massive testament to human engineering.
Reality: Not so much.
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An actor you may know from the movie soul man. Who ever since has appeared in the worst movies ever. Some people call it the kiss of death when you see his name in the cast of a movie. He has now over the past years been trying to direct and star in his own movies and it seems his movies are always knock offs of bigger Hollywood movies. like "The day the earth stopped". Which is a version of the day the earth stood still that an A.V club could do at school.
oh war of the worlds two! I loved the first one i gotta see this. Whos in it? C thomas howell OMG NVM. Oh and he directed it too! Thats the kiss of death.
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Lake Howell High School: ist die Scheiße von der Erde look that up
The institution where they charge four dollars for crappy pizza and fries & moldy milk you don't even want. In addition, many students engage in sexual activities under stairways, in bathrooms, and various other areas, whether same sex or heterosexual. The storch makes sure to make the lives of the class of '09 as miserable as possible, restricting people from other schools to go to homecoming, taking away off campus lunch (now once every 9 weeks), and having minimal parking. In addition, parking for the year costs $70. Why? I don't know either. As well books are lost resulting in students paying atleast $60 for each missing extremely old book.
Dear Doctor Storch: Lecken Sie meine Zehen und ich Essen Sie Pipi, Arsch ficker!
Lake howell high school is run by the devil, who wants all her devilish ways to be put into the devilish institution.
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The worst school in Central Florida. A place where a girl showing her shoulders is more important than the massive drug usage. Wait, was that.. the bell? Oh right, I forgot, "the bell doesnt dismiss you". Forgot to mention how the school recieved over a million dollars from a donor and it goes to a fucking pool and turf. The laptops at this school are older than the shit that has been sitting in the stairwell. I'm not even joking its literal shit. And I swear if I see one more bald man riding around a golf cart at the school I'm going to scream. They claim to be making a new building in the senior parking lot but cant even fix the damn roofs. And I swear to god the roaches at that school are evolving to teenage mutant ninja roaches. And oh god, the food there.. The ONE thing that wa decent was the fries, *poof* gone.
Lake Howell High School can suck my dick