1. Every key on a standard keyboard pressed one in order.
2. The name of my penis, purposely named so to be hard to pronounce in real life and piss off others.
1. I wrote "`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./" on my essay about computers and got an A because every computer teacher ever sucks!
2. My friends laugh when I tell them the name of my penis.
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You have transcended boredom, and have achieved a Godlike state of it.
Psst if you are reading this article you are already god.
Person 1: (comes home to find that person 2 is now a god)
Person 1: How have you achieved this state, Person 2?
Person 2: I typed the word !@#$%^&*()_+1234567890-=qwertyuiop{}|\asdfghjkl:";'zxcvbnm<>?,./qwertyuiopasdfghjklzcvmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplmokijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaqQWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMQAZWSXEDCRFVTGBYHNUJMIKOLPPOLIKMUJNYHBTGVRFCEDXWSZQA on my keyboard.
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Did you really take 2 minutes to find a pointless word because your teacher singed to much homework?
I am `1234567890-=qwertyuiop#asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./¬!"£$%^&*()_+{}~:@<>? away from finding a dime!
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`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;źxcvbnm,./
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sorry that you're so bored, try typing in a name, sometimes it can be a real shit show
damn bro, you really typed `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./ ??? you must be bored as hell
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you're bored aren't you?
yo im bored im just gonna type every key on the keyboard from top to bottom
`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfvghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./
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So, your either in class in wanna pass some Time,
or your.. bored. maybe.. Both even..
Me: im so fuckin bored,
Me: time to go to urban dictionary and put `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;’zxcvbnm,./ in the search bar.
Me: lets see what shows up
Teacher: your unmuted..
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