99 precinct

The precinct that Brooklyn nine nine is in

Guy #1 What precinct is that?
Guy #2 it’s the 99 precinct.

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Rule 99

If it exists, people will get offended by it.

I'm betting this will also get a lot of hate.

Random Guy: Hey what's the time?
Twitter Hoe: Uh, I have a boyfriend.
Random Guy: Cool, does he have a watch? Because I would like to know the fucking time.
Random Guy 2: Rule 99 dude, Rule 99.

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99%ER

NOUN: TERM TO DESCRIBE THE NON-ULTRA-RICH.

THERE ARE ONLY 1% OF AMERICANS THAT OWN 90% OF THE WEALTH AND THE REST ARE THE 99%ERS.

Keep it 99

Coming from the saying “keep it 100”, meaning to keep it real.

Keeping it 99 means the opposite of this

“Imma keep it 99”

page 99

a page in the Daily Show with Jon Stewart's book "America: The Book". In it, lies the biggest shock image ever...naked supreme court justices. Yup, naked Rehnquist, naked Scalia, naked O'Connor, and naked Thomas. You will fap to any of the 9 pictures!

Ohh yeah...page 99 is the best thing in this world.

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VIRUS.EXE ████████████████] 99%

HOLY SHIP! YOUR GETTIN A VIRUS!

UR MOM: YOU CAN NOT BREAK MY PHONE

YOU: VIRUS.EXE ████████████████ 99%

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99 slaps

The process of getting slapped (rejected) 99 times before a girl will say yes to a date.

Did you get your 99 slaps yet?

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