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When someone is fucking you in the ass and you are shitting simultaneously, which causes the shit to encase the penis and come out the sides of the asshole. The shit fans out around the shaft making pasta like shapes.
We ran out of lube so we had to make ass pasta to ease the anal stretching.
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a pasta consisting of various vegetables such as peppers, carrots, spinach, tomato. the veggies are combined with pasta noodles and olive oil. it is a very delicious dish
man: im vegetarian what is a good pasta?
woman: ill make you some vegetarian pasta its yummy!
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A pasta that started out as a joke, but was stolen and used for commercial gain. Often reffered to as "Weenis Wasta". Penis Pasta is mostly known as the delicious and creamy pasta that grows when cooked. Penis Pasta is now available in your local food market.
Pasta that grows when cooked, shrinks when frozen.
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An enlargement of the hind-quaters due to excessive consumption of pasta and other carbohyrates such as bread and potatoes.
Look at the pasta ass on her!
Oh, no! I think I'm getting a pasta ass!
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An Italian person who is a typical Italian cliche
Look at that pasta-puss in the pizza place.
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Quite simply, a variation of rhyming slang for "masturbate"
Sometimes useful as a stealth word, as most people (especially the older generation) have no idea what you're on about.
"Hey Dave, lets go get drunk"
"Gimme 5 dude, I'm just whipping up an extra creamy pasta bake"
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A deceptive phrase used as a euphemism for masturbating while still using an instant messaging site or program. More commonly practiced by males, this phrase gained popularity as earlier phrases like "be right back" or "going to the bathroom" became too obvious.
Ted: "Dude, I tried to message you on MSN but you were 'away'"
David: "Sorry about that, I was making pasta. Don't tell Elizabeth though."
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