1 + 1 = 2

It has taken years for scientists to do all the studies to thus prove that 1 + 1 is actually 2. After a long and hard (lol, long and hard) test involving one apple, than adding another. The tests were proven that 1 + 1 is in fact, 2.

White boy: Omg, this is so hard, could you help me with my math?

white boy 2: Errr, the answer to that question is. 1 + 1 = 2.

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HELP ME NOW@!1~!!1!11!!111!!!!1!!1|"111111

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1+1=Fish

in the korean geometric system it is believed that all things mathematical are equivalent to a food product. this was later enforced by ninja58 and believed throughout the entire mmorpg unvierse.

ninja58: what does 1+1=?
noob: 2?
ninja58: wrong its 1+1=fish you stupid noob!! sux0rs

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1-1's

Referring to police officers. Commonly known in the Dirty South. As in 9-1-1.
Also known as pig, 5-0, popo, crackas, hassas, hootie hoo!

"Hide that shit!! " "Here comes the 1-1's."

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1+1=3

Pregnant.

Like one guy and one girl=one guy and one girl and one baby.

So, what happened last night?

Well: 1+1=3.

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1 + 1 = 2

When a math is close to, if not OBVIOUSLY easy

or you just don't want to help the person finding the answer

Person 1: Arrgh! i just cant get this right, could you please help me?

Person 2: Yeah, 1 + 1 = 2

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Timothius 1:1

A verse from the crackhead bible book of timothius “I like pink no brown just pink”

We listen to the teachings of timothius 1:1