The person born on this day is the most beautiful and the kindest person youโll ever meet. Theyโre loving and caring and super good in bed.
Him: when is your birthday?
Her: August 13th
Him: OMG I want you
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Oceano 13 is a local gang located in Oceano, CA. It has been successful and survived for many generations due to the gangโs practice of inbreeding. This has resulted in gang members with severe mental retardation but has allowed for the gang to survive the passage of time.
Person A: Have you heard of Oceano 13?
Person B: Oh yeah, you mean that gang in Oceano with the mentally retarded tweakers?
Person A: Yes.
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An out of date statistic. 13 no longer does 50, they do 60
CIA: wait, is 13/50 true?
Bane: not anymore, 13/60 now
CIA: thatโs a big ratio
Bane: for you
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on june 13 you have to give a girl youโre sweatshirt or hoodie
boy: here ___ have my hoodie
girl: why?
boy: its june 13
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The day when a legend was born. Youโre welcome, itโs a pleasure, donโt even mention it. ;)
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i miss unnus annus. November 13 is national unnus annus day
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