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August 13

The person born on this day is the most beautiful and the kindest person youโ€˜ll ever meet. Theyโ€™re loving and caring and super good in bed.

Him: when is your birthday?
Her: August 13th
Him: OMG I want you

by Micropenis1337 November 11, 2019

63๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Oceano 13

Oceano 13 is a local gang located in Oceano, CA. It has been successful and survived for many generations due to the gangโ€™s practice of inbreeding. This has resulted in gang members with severe mental retardation but has allowed for the gang to survive the passage of time.

Person A: Have you heard of Oceano 13?
Person B: Oh yeah, you mean that gang in Oceano with the mentally retarded tweakers?
Person A: Yes.

by fshfhf July 25, 2021

55๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


13/50

An out of date statistic. 13 no longer does 50, they do 60

CIA: wait, is 13/50 true?
Bane: not anymore, 13/60 now
CIA: thatโ€™s a big ratio
Bane: for you

by Feminal Radicist October 7, 2022

434๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


june 13

on june 13 you have to give a girl youโ€™re sweatshirt or hoodie

boy: here ___ have my hoodie
girl: why?
boy: its june 13

by imlikealrightyall November 2, 2019

94๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


June 13

A hot af boys bday

June 13 is every cute or hot boy bday

by Nuggetbixch October 18, 2019

68๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


13 July

The day when a legend was born. Youโ€™re welcome, itโ€™s a pleasure, donโ€™t even mention it. ;)

13 July a King was born

by UrbanDestiny January 26, 2021

87๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


November 13

National Unnus Annus day.

i miss unnus annus. November 13 is national unnus annus day

by michealaftonsheadlice November 14, 2020

39๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž