January 18

My moutherfucking birthday bitch

Hey it’s January 18 aka my moutherfucking birthday

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August 18

Percy Jackson's birthday, hence the almost-best date in the world--second only to May 2nd, the epic date when Harry Potter defeated Lord Voldemort at Hogwarts.

August 18 is the best birthday ever.

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September 18

Only the elite are born on this day.
People born on this day are Hot, Thiccc, Intelligent and Funny! They’rea great friend and you should make an effort to be around them!

Bryan: Hey do you know why Julie is so intelligent, Hot asf, thiccc and funny
Nic: She was born on September 18

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May 18

The badest bitches were born PERIOD

IF YU WERE BORN MAY 18 YU A BAD BITCH

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April 18

Cute girls with issues were born on this day.

April 18 is a bad but good day to be born

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fifa 18

full of sweaty bois like toomoose and roman gladiator

Toomoose: Wanna play Fifa 18
Gladiator: Yeah fam sounds sick g

Gsh-18

The best weapon ever created by man. Its utter power and destruction can wipe out entire civilizations. This is a weapon to bow down to. Commonly found in Rainbow Six Siege, anyone who takes it gets the power of pure annihilation. When combined with the Lord Tachanka himself it creates a strength never before seen.

Ben: How did he headshot me in the foot? He's hacking!

Jeff: Dude chill, he only killed you because he had the Gsh-18.

Ben: Damn, my bad. I forgot the complete annihilation it possesses.